Tax Trash And Legalize Rocket Launchers

Take the automatic weapons away from those dirty swarming criminal scum

Yet give our private militia the same rocket launchers as our beloved army

Sure they should get the same social benefits just like any married citizens

But don’t publicize fat gays parading on floats wearing only stringy grape smugglers

Take care of the at-risk children from any mothers of any race, all the same

But require a tough examination and a license of both parents for every child

End this foolish, expensive environmentally dangerous ethanol nonsense for good

Subsidize grid-shared solar and wind generators on every rooftop, throughout the land

Constitutionally require a permanently-balanced government budget

Reduce military spending by 3/4ths over ten years starting last year

Open our doors to all who embrace our ideals of freedom and democracy

Stop automatically making the children of illegal immigrants citizens by birthright

Of course we must conduct more research on the potential effects of climate change, BUT...

We should become an example of reduced CO2 emissions to an entire consumer world

Triage medical treatment for the old, terminally-ill and hopelessly brain-damaged

Simply provide universal health care as another constitutional guarantee

Close down the bullshit gaming industry and replace it with regulated organic herb

Require a deposit on all packaging and thereby pay the poor to clean our lands of our litter

Issue every resident mandatory, tamper-proof biometric ID cards

Amend the constitution to guarantee a citizen’s right to privacy

Don’t let home equity spending consumers out of their foolish debts

Punish those who invented and sold them this Ponzi mortgage fiasco

End agricultural subsidies at once and forever and tax the use of fossil water

Put our outsourced labor force to work on roads, bridges and clean energy

Tightly control the recreational use of ATVs and snowmobiles on all our federal lands

Re-open public access to all our national forests through private second homes and mining

Conduct all government business only in English and make it a citizenship requirement

Make sure every child studies a second language all the way through primary school

End the un-mandated, suffocatingly-divisive two party control of our political process

Tax their trash and water the more they make and use per person

Quit ignoring the unwanted children being saved from the murder that is abortion

Be strong enough on defense to ask for better than their no review cost plus contracts

Stop being fruitful and multiplying without regard to the earth’s ability to sustain

Give up this foolish notion that earth and its creatures were put here by God for us to plunder

Even learn to look beyond GDP and unemployment figures in measuring our progress

Finally become good and faithful stewards, passing on as much as we were granted