They're Winning

Their billion points of too-bright and greedy light outshines some tired socialistic duty

It’s certainly no contest between living for today and preserving some hazy future

Encouraging vapid consumption politically trumps calling for savings and patience

Trumpeting military preparedness drowns their puny and weak squeaks for peace

ATVs lead the accessibility charge into the heart of our under-performing public lands

Fast food has saved us so much time that the raw oatmealers can’t ever even catch up

By the time this blind little fish suit is settled, all the rivers will be dried up and dead

Clear-cutting those last tiny remaining stands of old-growth is pretty much assured

Our kids are kneeling down in school and not hearing that they’re kin to monkeys

We can squeeze unlimited war funds from squishy liberals with no strings attached

Stalling for more research is a good strategy to maintain the cozy status quo on all eco-issues

Selling the yokels on local control lets us buy them out and get on making money fast

Family values and Jesus’ word make simpler sense than sustainability and preservation

Just increasing national debt is easier to rationalize than socialistic tax and spending

The fast profit in building cheaply has triumphed over making things which last

Education is for geeky loosers, not kids chosen by their mom’s god to lead the world

They’ve convinced us by making those jobs only fit for hopelessly desperate foreigners

We celebrate our independence with loud explosions and hot dogs, not tofu and tea

There’s just no more discussion that holiday’s are only to promote consumer spending

Rest assured that we know all about those liberty-threatening climate change wackos

Without any medical studies we found out ourselves that Crank is the only diet that really works

Political pitchmen have demonstrated that the profit motive will yield universal healthcare

The environment that supports it all is performing badly against people, jobs and money

They’re battling climate change by adjusting home thermostats to suit their t-shirt comfort

We’re making our skies cleaner by moving our factories to hungry lands overseas

Obese black men in NFL tights keep us from books as we graze supine before financed HDTVs

Literalist biblical interpretations are winning the debates against scientific results

They’ve succeeded in convincing us of the important differences among colas and beers

They’ve assured us we need not argue anymore over past lies they told the world

Their self-satisfied and smug smirks have shown that conservation is for quivering vegan rabbits

The coal industry has taken the marketing lead to a clean, independent energy future

Big oil has secured its tax shelters and successfully blocked subsidies for renewables

We’re successfully displacing native plants and animals in every single part of the globe

Threats of costs in jobs and money score major victories over living rivers and clean lakes

The global rich are capturing an increasing majority into a hopeless slavery from birth

They’re winning big since they represent the zenith of our treasured moral superiority